halloween, roman dirge style:

this is halloween, this is halloween!!

how better to celebrate halloween than with the pumpkin king himself, marilyn manson, along with the prince, tim burton? boooooooo!!

monday's attack of the AWWWWWWW!!

cuties of scariness!!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

1 day til halloween!!

daaaaaaaay-um, zombie is HOT... (love dirty boys!)

2 days til halloween!!

i love a man in a corset and thigh-highs, shaking his ass... mr curry, you can time warp with me anytime!

3 days til halloween!!

a 2-fer:

first, tim burton's 'vincent'






second, the short film "paranoid" ... based on "Paranoid: A Chant," a 100-line poem by stephen king originally published in the 1985 short story anthology "Skeleton Crew."

the poem is a first-person narrative from the diary of a paranoid schizophrenic person.. the character complains of persecution from "the old woman in the room above has put an electric suction cup on the floor..." "the waitress says its salt, but I know arsenic when it's put before me..." and many more horrors.. when she is served food with mustard she thinks it is "to mask the bitter odor of almonds," presumably a reference to cyanide.. according to the poem, the victim has amassed "500 notebooks with 500 pages in each one" and records all the wrongs done unto them in the books.. she thinks that her enemies are part of a massive government conspiracy and mentions the FBI and the CIA..

but don't we all??

jenny watch...

115 days in --- have lost 1.4 pounds since october 21..

total loss so far: 36.2 pounds

well, a little better this week - at least i lost SOMETHING... i still had a very incredibly stressful week full of personal and business-related problems.. seems like this was the worst week ever, well, since mom died.. i really do fall back on old and dear habits when i am this stressed and depressed.. so i ate a lot of things i shouldn't..

oh well..

at least i got through this week.. now gotta make it through the next one.. and the next.. and the next.. and..

dave watch...

i know all two of you who read my blog have been just on pins and needles waiting on updates on dave, and i realize i have been remiss in keeping all of yourselfnesses in the know... well, fret no longer, for here is the latest:

dave's back is doing better (i know you have been worried to DEF bout it), but poor thing has to wear a white back brace.. eeeeeeeeeeek!! fortunately for us, he shows us the brace... oh lord, and in the showing of the braceness, we get to see his bod.. ouch!!! (believe me, when i saw this, i was rooting for him to show more!)


dave has a doll of himself!! he says: "This thing kind of freaked me out a little. It really has that Team America vibe to it. I suppose that considering the proceeds from this 'item' go to support The the American Lung Association, I can look the other way as it is for a great cause. Especially considering the fact that description says, 'In memory of Sandy.' Well, Sandy, wherever you are... I am both happy and honored to take one for the greater good. Sure, I might have nightmares for many months to come, but then again, maybe I'll finally get a shot at that hot World Police chick! I hear she'll do ANYTHING! Freedom isn't free, bitches!"


seems that mr navarro has been seen with none other than his ex's ex, dennis rodman.. here's his take on this video: "Last night I went to Area Night Club with Todd and a few friends. I ran into Dennis Rodman for the second night in a row and we went outside to have a chat. While we were outside, this video was caught. I have to say, it REALLY DOES look like we are up to no good... Like I am about to hand him a fire arm or sell a gram or two of cocaine. HAHAHA. Maybe he had asked for a condom? Maybe he needed to see my ID. Who can say? Funny shit to say the least. You can go ahead and insert your own caption. One thing is for sure, he certainly makes my 5-9 look like 4-3! A great time was had by all."
ahem... um, dave, it DOES look like y'all were doin' something naughty!!


and finally, it looks like lucas is a-movin' in on dave's recent main squeeze, tommy lee.. he is just devastated and says, "I mean... just like that! They throw you away like a piece of garbage for a younger, fresher, newer version. I feel so used. Sure, THEY just get 'distinguished', while WE just get old. I stay home and he goes off, gallivanting around town with someone half his age! Looks like I'll have to get a hold of that hot World Police chick!"

and that, my friends, is what's goin' on in dave's world.. love him, mean it..

4 days til halloween!!

wanna watch the shinnin'?? don't mind if i dooooooooooooooooooo!!

5 days til halloween!!

i love d.d.!!

6 days til halloween!!

just hope the phone doesn't ring after you watch this:

today..

i just want you to know that i love you and i support you and i worship you and all my thoughts and prayers and good feelings and love are with YOU today.. we are one - we are strong..

just wanted to tell you this today: no love but ours, no day but today.. you are all, and i am at your feet, loving you always..

Aishiteruyo zutto ippai

monday's attack of the AWWWWWWW!!

kissy kitties : )


awwwwwwwww!!!!

jenny watch...

108 days in --- have GAINED a 1/2 pound since october 14..

total loss so far: 34.8 pounds

ok.so.i.fucked.up.

bad.


i know, 1/2 a pound isn't horrible - and i know i have still averaged more than 2 lbs per week, but to me, it's major painage! this is the first week of 15 weeks that i haven't lost weight.. and i am frickin bummed about it..

plan - hit the gym more.. stop eating CRAP.. lots of water, less alkyhall, stick to the plan.. and..

fuck a lot (as just a fun way to burn some more calories)

hmmm... sounds like a good plan... check back next saturday to see if this works..

check this out...

in reading about the yahoo! time capsule, i came across information about the artistic designer of the interactive site, Jonathan Harris.. just thought i would share some of his other cool work..

Jonathan Harris is an artist working primarily on the internet.. his work involves the exploration of humans through the artifacts they leave behind on the web.. he was awarded a 2004 Fabrica Fellowship, and is the creator of such projects as We Feel Fine, 10x10, WordCount, Phylotaxis, and justcurio.us.

explore some of his other work, too - mucho fun...

one world.. many voices..

Yahoo! is sponsoring a very cool thing: a virtual Time Capsule! for 30 days, from October 10 until November 8, Yahoo! users worldwide can contribute photos, writings, videos, audio – even drawings – to this electronic anthropology project.. this digital data will be gathered and preserved for historical purposes to teach future generations what the world was like in 2006..

in addition to submitting your own content, you can view, read, or hear the images, words, and sounds contributed by users from around the world... and you can also comment on the content you and others have submitted – and engage in a digital conversation that is just as revealing and important as any of the content you’ll witness...

by contributing, by November 8, you will have helped create a digital legacy of our times, a mosaic of revealing snapshots that will be sealed and entrusted to Smithsonian Folkways Recordings based in Washington D.C., officially taking its place in history..

also, to thank you for your contribution to the Time Capsule, you’ll be asked to help select how Yahoo! will donate $100,000 to seven global charitable organizations..

the artwork design, in my opinion, is amazing on this site.. developed by internet artist, jonathan harris..

only 19 days left to contribute! check it out!

rethinking the seven wonders of the world...

only one of the ancient wonders of the world still survives (the Great Pyramid of Giza) -- and now, history lovers are being invited to cast their votes for the new seven wonders...






The 21 finalists for the New Seven Wonders of the World, alphabetically:

1 Acropolis, Athens, Greece

2 Alhambra, Granada, Spain

3 Angkor Wat temple, Cambodia

4 Chichen Itza Aztec site, Yucatan, Mexico

5 Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

6 Colosseum, Rome

7 Easter Island Statues, Chile

8 Eiffel Tower, Paris

9 Great Wall, China

10 Hagia Sophia church, Istanbul, Turkey

11 Kyomizu Temple, Kyoto, Japan

12 Kremlin/St.Basil's, Moscow

13 Machu Picchu, Peru

14 Neuschwanstein Castle, Fussen, Germany

15 Petra ancient city, Jordan

16 Pyramids of Giza, Egypt

17 Statue of Liberty, New York

18 Stonehenge, Amesbury, United Kingdom

19 Sydney Opera House, Australia

20 Taj Mahal, Agra, India

21 Timbuktu city, Mali

Urban Word of the Day

truthiness

1. Noun: The quality of stating concepts one wishes or believes to be true, rather than the facts.

Origin: Stephen Colbert, "The Colbert Report," 2005

"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness.

"Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.' Well, anybody who knows me knows that I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, or what did or didn't happen. Who's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I wanna say it happened in 1941, that's my right. I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart."

conversational usage:
"That CNN News report didn't have all of the facts, but it had a certain truthiness to it."

2. Colbert defines "truthiness" for us:



Stung by a recent Associated Press article that didn't credit him for coining the word "truthiness," Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert has struck back.

The world's oldest news organization, Colbert says, is the "No. 1 threat facing America."

On Wednesday evening, Colbert placed the AP atop the Threat Down segment of "The Colbert Report" show. What was No. 2?

Bears.

In October, on Colbert's debut episode of the "Daily Show" spinoff, the comedian defined "truthiness" as truth that wouldn't stand to be held back by facts. The word caught on, and last week the American Dialect Society named "truthiness" the word of the year.

When an AP story about the designation sent coast to coast failed to mention Colbert, he began a tongue-in-cheek crusade, not unlike the kind his muse Bill O'Reilly might lead in all seriousness.

"It's a sin of omission, is what it is," Colbert told The AP on Thursday. "You're not giving people the whole story about truthiness."

"It's like Shakespeare still being alive and not asking him what `Hamlet' is about," he said.

The Oxford English Dictionary has a definition for "truthy" dating back to the 1800s. It's defined as "characterized by truth" and includes the derivation "truthiness."

Michael Adams, a visiting associate professor at North Carolina State University who specializes in lexicology, pointed to that definition and has said Colbert's claim to inventing the word is "untrue." (Adams served as the expert opinion in the initial AP story.)

"The fact that they looked it up in a book just shows that they don't get the idea of truthiness at all," Colbert said Thursday. "You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut."

Though slight, the difference of Colbert's definition and the OED's is essential. It's not your typical truth, but, as The New York Times wrote, "a summation of what (Colbert) sees as the guiding ethos of the loudest commentators on Fox News, MSNBC and CNN."

Colbert, who referred on his program to the AP omission as a "journalistic travesty," said Thursday that it was similar to the much-criticized weapons of mass destruction reporting leading up to the Iraq War.

"Except," he said, "people got hurt this time."


2. Adverb: The amount of truth a statement has.

conversational usage:
"The truthiness of this statement is 100% because it is almost true."


3. Noun: The quality by which one purports to know something emotionally or instinctively, without regard to evidence or intellectual examination".

conversational usage:
Bill C: "The truthiness is whatever I want it to be."

i wuv roman dirge...

my very favoritestest artist (only second to my hunka-hunka burnin' yumminess ) is roman dirge.. i love his kooky, naughty, gory, bizarre, macabre, and extremely off-the-beaten-path drawings and black sense of humor.. my fav character of his is lenore, the cute little dead girl..

she is me, i am her, koo-koo-ka-choo and all that stuff..

while lenore's actions often result in the death or injury to those around her, and in various forms of chaos, she is not a malicious character, and often thinks she is doing good - just like me... roman also has tons of other characters in the lenore comic series: especially ragamuffin, mr. gosh, kitty, and others.. but especially taxidermy... and i love them all...

enjoy:

the end of an era...

from AP entertainment: The final chords reverberated off the black, sticker-covered walls of CBGB as the grungy, iconic club toasted the end of its 33-year residence in New York. Rock poet Patti Smith headlined the Sunday night concert, CBGB's last before eviction by its landlord — the Bowery Residents Committee, a homeless advocacy group that owns the property. The club will close Oct. 31.

Hundreds of music fans packed the small downtown club Sunday, while reporters hovered outside. The mood was both somber and raucous at CBGB, hailed by many as the birthplace of punk.

"This place is not a temple," Smith said during the concert. "It is what it is."
She refused to wax nostalgic, instead claiming at a pre-show news conference that doubled as a sound check that "CBGB's is a state of mind" that will carry on elsewhere for a new generation. She later noted with relish that CBGB, at 33, was the same age as Jesus.

Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea surprised the audience, joining Smith's band for much of her second set. Having turned 44 at midnight, he was treated to a loud, enthusiastic "Happy Birthday" by the band and crowd.


Much of the concert was filled with reminders of changed times. Sirius Satellite Radio broadcast the show live, and digital cameras populated the audience.

Nevertheless, Smith often struck a '60s vibe, urging change and awareness of issues such as the disputed treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. She sang covers of the Who's "My Generation" and the Rolling Stones' "Gimme Shelter" with obvious parallels to CBGB.


The club was founded by Hilly Kristal in 1973 and over the years helped spawn the careers of such acts as the Ramones, Blondie, the Talking Heads and Television. Though its glory days are long gone, it has remained a symbolic fixture on the Manhattan music scene.

The crowd paid tribute to many of the bands forever connected to the club — including several chants of "Hey ho, let's go!" from the Ramones' classic "Blitzkrieg Bop."

Chris Frantz and Tina Weymouth of the Talking Heads were on hand, as was E Street Band guitarist Little Steven Van Zandt, who had battled to keep the club open during the protracted dispute over its future.

The Bowery Residents Committee's decision not to renew CBGB's lease when it ran out in August 2005 sparked protests, tributes and vigils for more than a year. Kristal recently gave up his legal fight to stay.

Though weary from his battle with lung cancer, he remains combative about his club's exodus from the Bowery, and said Sunday he was "very disappointed" in Mayor Michael Bloomberg for not saving the club.


Still, he says he remains focused on "generating the energy" for CBGB, which he plans to move to Las Vegas. It's very much alive as a brand, too. Kristal will transplant its store, CBGB Fashions, to a new location a few blocks away on Nov. 1.

"I'm thinking about tomorrow and the next day and the next day, and going on to do more with CBGB's," Kristal said Sunday.

Frantz said he and his wife, Weymouth, had to attend the finale because CBGB is like the "center of gravity for us." He reflected on the club where the Talking Heads got their big break.

"It just had a super cool ambiance or electric vibe ... even though it was pretty much a dump," Frantz said.

With a capacity of barely 300, CBGB was founded as a place of freedom for different musical acts. Smith said Kristal "always gave us a job, just like tonight."

"He was our champion and in those days, there were very few," she added.

Though its letters stand for the music Kristal originally planned to present there — country, bluegrass and blues — it quickly came to represent the physical epicenter of early punk and the storied downtown scene of 1970s New York.

Smith's final encore was a quiet poem listing many of the musicians who have died in the years since they played CBGB, but perhaps the more fitting send-off came right before it. The band played the punk staple "Gloria," verging back and forth between choruses of "Gloria! G-L-O-R-I-A!" and "Hey ho, let's go!"

The crowd shook its fists high for the Ramones' classic — an anthem to CBGB and so much more.

monday's attack of the AWWWWWWW!!

it's senor inchwormpants trying and trying and trying to make it across a sea of words!!

awwwwwwwwww!!!!

jenny watch...

101 days in --- have lost 1/2 pound since october 7..

total loss so far: 35.6 pounds



arg

it's a good thing..

...when my Man comes home and tells me all day he's been thinking of me in heels and stockings, bent over the back of his sofa, with him behind me.. it makes for some hot, hot times later that night..

it's amazing to me that after almost four years (can you believe it's gonna be 4 years soon, babe?) that everything is better.. the friendship, the laughter, the passion, the kindnesses, the hair-playing, the love... and the OH MY GOD scalding hot sex...

damn, babe.. how do you do it?

every. single. time.

how do you make pain so damn good? how do you make me go wild, and make everything new, like it's the very first time i've seen your sexy body? how do you make me lust for you with a burning desire that never stops? how do you make the crescendo of our passion burst and soar at the exact right moment? how is it you treat me like a slut and goddess and whore and lover all in the same night, and make me beg for more?

here's hoping that you are thinking of something even nastier today... i will be whatever you want...

the solution to gun violence in school: arm the teachers

this won't suck..

despite cheesy poster, i guar-on-teeeeeeeeee-ya this def won't suck

Urban Word of the Day

foleyed

1. Verb: In addition to having your internet text sex romps made public, this term can also apply to the gay sex with younger boys. Some call it just plain gay, others, shonen ai. However, this differs from the Japanese version by the fact that there are a) no tentacles or cat ears involved, and b)hopefully these boys are legal. It also differs from mainstream homosexuality by the fact that the two males are usually in a sort of master-teacher position, and often not open about their lifestyle. This sort of action is closely related to Greek love.

conversational usage:
Blake: "Remember that sopohmore in the dorm across from ours? Yeah, professor McPhearson totally Foleyed him."


2. Verb: to have an embarassing (probably sexual) IM conversation made public

conversational usage:
Joe: "Have you seen Liz today?"

Carol: "No, I think she's hiding out. What happened?"

Joe: "Somebody posted her cybers with Todd all over campus-- she totally got foleyed."


3. Verb: An action so ridiculously stupid and heinous, as to cause serious and ugly consequences and repercussions for your family, your friends, your colleagues and yourself.

conversational usage:
Hilda: "Well of course he got fired! I've never seen anyone Foley like that before.

Bertrane: "Fired? Hell, he's lucky he didn't get his ass deported!"


4. Noun: Used to reference a person with a severe short-coming in logical thinking. Often times this person is mechanically inept and has a strong tendency to break everything within their grasp, resulting in multiple attempts to repair a single problem. This person has the most tragic luck with electrical issues. The only way for this type of person express themselves is through vulgar, disgusting, repulsive slang and slander. The most commonly used terms include, but are not limited to: Cock, Dick, Dick Salad, Cum-Bum Sauce, Anus, Rectum, Fuck, Shit, Piss Cock-Sucker. These Words in particular are key in identifying a “Foley” in your area.

conversational usage:
Horace: "What The Fuck!! Are you some kind of Foley?"


5. Noun: An unsolicted sexually suggestive email or instant message, especially from an authority figure. Most commmonly used to describe older man/teenage boy communications.

conversational usage:
Hank: "I guess Bruno isn't that hot. When he was a House Page he never even got one Foleygram."

seeeeeeeeely cats....

you may or may not know, but i am a cat person.. i have 2 wonderful cats, jenny and fletcher.. they are the bestest cats in the world.. i am lucky cause my cats love to be loved, so whenever i need a hug fix, i can give them some lovin' and they love me back! they are too funny, and keep me smilin most of the time..

i have found a few cute cat sites that i thought i would pass along to all my millions of readers.. even if you are a dog fan (or sugar glider fan, or fish fan, or mongoose fan), you will probably get a smile from these:

1. cats that look like hitler, or "kitlers" if you will.. omg, these cats really do look like hitler..

2. cats in sinks - just like it sounds - these cats love to lay in the sink.. please, pass the drain-o!!

3. stuff on my cat - my friend, chris, hipped me to this one.. lawdy - too funny.. makes me wanna put all kinds of stuff on my cats!!

monday's attack of the AWWWWWWW!!

fussy, wiggly, yet clean, pussy!!

awwwwwwwwww!!!!!

jenny watch...

94 days in --- have lost 3.5 pounds since september 30..

total loss so far: 34.8 pounds

another really good week despite corny dogs, onion strings, tamales, ice cream, and tekeeeeeela!!!

Doug and i were wondering what would happen if for just ONE week we would follow jenny and kirstie religiously and not cheat at all...

hmmm... gonna keep wonderin'


but will do better this week... i promise.. of it

a soul-changing service..

my sexy Man and i went to the Church this past sunday night.. it's a super cool neo-gothic-electro-industrial club in Dallas' Deep Ellum scene.. we put on our best goth duds and makeup and headed out about 11pm or so, ready to do some dancing and people-watching..

when we arrived, the place was pretty full, with lots of people on the main dance floor.. but we found a table in the dark facing the dancers, and took a seat along the wall.. Doug got us a couple of tequila shots, and we downed them quickly.. the mood there put us in a playful mind-set, and i pulled out my right tit right there at the table, and Doug started biting.. yum!

it's funny, but i don't even know 99% of the music they play there, but the place just makes me wanna dance.. makes Doug wanna dance, too.. so we got up and danced a long time.. not even knowing the music (well, til they played a NIN song), but feeling the heavy bass in our chests.. when we were hot and sweaty, we took a breather and walked around a bit..

after another shot of tequila, we headed upstairs to see what was going on.. we found another table overlooking the dance floor.. i asked Doug if he would go downstairs and dance for me.. he agreed, and made his way down.. i watched him enter the floor, and he gave me a great show.. he moves sooooooooo good; so sexy.. i watched as he made his way on the floor, between girls and guys.. he danced a long time, and finally came back up.. and asked me to go dance alone, too.. so i did.. and i enjoyed knowing he was up there in the dark watching me..

he finally came down and joined me on the floor, and we danced together and apart.. feeling the music way down inside me, i held on to the bars of the higher dance stage, and danced nasty.. we looked at girls shaking their asses.. i was definitely wishing i wasn't so shy.. i would have loved to have danced with a girl.. maybe get her in between Doug and myself..

next time..

after dancing, we stood along the railing of the dance floor, and watched a while.. and then found a table again.. we drank more.. watched more.. we were both pretty lit.. and i found myself with heavy lids.. we decided it was time to go.. almost 3am..

but before we left, we visited the other smaller dance floor, and i tell ya, karma was good to us, because Bowie was singing "heroes" - my very favorite song of his.. and we danced the last dance of the night to that, and we kissed "as though nothing could fall".. and it was one of those lyric moments that i will always remember..

dancing so close, kissing so deep, meaning it.. Bowie, Doug, me..

And you
You can be mean
And I
I'll drink all the time
'Cause we're lovers
And that is a fact
Yes we're lovers
And that is that


...then on the way home, we stopped and shared a whataburger, and time stopped, and smiles deepened, and our senses were full of tequila, mustard, pickles, smoke, music, sex, lust.. all good, all right..

free hugs...

people i wanna hug: Doug, josh, chris, chris and dan, teri, vince, alex, my dad, secrit, jason and jason, maria, nakina, faith, chris' mom robbin, charlotte, danny, carol, mark.. but most of all, my mom..

give someone a hug today..

come home, soon, babe.. i want your strong arms around me.. i love you..

a girl can dream, can't she?

oh God, if i could only be a Sweeney Sister!! please, oh please, oh please!

Urban Word of the Day

snakes on a plane

1. A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens." Taken from the mega-superduper hit of a Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name.

Conversational usage:
Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!
Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.

2. A laid-back philosophy - somewhere in between "C'est la vie" and "Eh, whatever!"

conversational usage:
Wife: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
Husband: "Snakes on a Plane..."


Doctor: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
Husband: "Snakes on a Plane..."


Wife: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
Husband: "Snakes on a Plane..."

3. In a heated arguement, if one cannot sufficiently defend himself, stating "snakes on a plane" automatically wins the arguement no matter what the circumstances.

conversational usage:
Dude 1: "Robocop 2 is way better than Robocop 3"
Dude 2: "But Robocop 3 had robot ninjas and jetpacks"
Dude 1:"You know what, snakes on a plane.....snakes on a mutha fuckin plane"

4. An idiom which states an increasing amount of danger or tension, similar to "the shit's hitting the fan" only much more terrible and apocalyptic. The phrase is partly ironic, as if to exaggerate the rather mild (though hilarious) premise of the "Snakes on a Plane" movie starring Samuel L Jackson, which, coincidentally, has snakes on a plane. Imagine!

conversational usage:
John: "How bad was the highway pile-up?"
Marsha: "Let me tell you, it was like snakes on a plane down there."


Bob: "How's your relationship with Chloe going?"
Wesley: "It's getting close to being like snakes on a plane man, seriously."
Bob: "Damn, dude."

5. A complimentary closing used primarily in personal correspondence.

example:
Dear Sherry,

Thanks again for your consideration. The apple sausage was simply devine.

Snakes on a plane,

Craig Stevenson

6. noun, verb, adjective, any: A simple universal phrase that can be taken to mean anything, anywhere, anytime; and when said, is ALWAYS funny. Randomness is a common prerequisite for use of this phrase. Usually having somewhat of a negative connotation, "Snakes on a Plane" can be conceptually used just like the word "fuck", as a common replacement for any word, or a common additon to any phrase. However, since the phrase is universal, it can be used to signify positive events as well. It can be used as a synonymn for anything from smoking weed to having sex. Coined by Samuel L. Jackson in the 2006 summer blockbuster by the same name, "Snakes on a Plane" is the most versatile and most loosely-used phrase in existance. Commonly used with the word "muhfuggin" appearing any number of times throughout.



Since the phrase is such a universal and all-encompassing one, the words "Snakes" and "Plane" MUST always be capitalized.

conversational usage:
John: "Hey Cliff, whats up dude?"
Cliff: "Not much man."
(Long Pause)
Cliff: "Muhfuggin SNAKES on a muhfuggin PLANE, man!"
John: "HAHAHAHA! Cliff, you kill me dude (wipes tear)".


Biker: "You do that again, I'm gonna go Snakes on a Plane on your ass."


Nicole: "Its hotter'n Snakes on a Plane out here."


Ryan: "Hey dude, you up for Snakin' on a Plane tonight?"
Andrew: "I've been wanting to Snakes on a Plane all day. I'm SO glad you said that, dude. Seriously."


Old War Vet: "I was there at Iwo Jima! It was a bloodbath. It was like Snakes on muhfuggin' Plane out there."
Teen: "Dude, that must've been crucial..."


traci: "Hey baby, I've been thinking about you all day... How bout some Snakes on a Plane action tonight?"
Doug: "I was thinking the same thing, slut..."


Mike: "You're a fucking idiot, Adam."
Adam: "Oh YEAH? Snakes on a Plane, dude. Muhfuggin SNAKES. On a PLANE."
Mike: "Alright, chill! You got me."



7. The BEST fucking movie EVER.

conversational usage:
Jack Bauer: "It's called 'Snakes On A Plane' because Samuel L. Jackson said so."

charlie and the candy mountain

oh i wanna go to the candy mountain, charrrrrllllliiiiieeeeeeeee!!

monday's attack of the AWWWWWWW!!

state fair of texas BUNNIES!!!

awwwwwwwwwww!!!