Urban Word of the Day

foleyed

1. Verb: In addition to having your internet text sex romps made public, this term can also apply to the gay sex with younger boys. Some call it just plain gay, others, shonen ai. However, this differs from the Japanese version by the fact that there are a) no tentacles or cat ears involved, and b)hopefully these boys are legal. It also differs from mainstream homosexuality by the fact that the two males are usually in a sort of master-teacher position, and often not open about their lifestyle. This sort of action is closely related to Greek love.

conversational usage:
Blake: "Remember that sopohmore in the dorm across from ours? Yeah, professor McPhearson totally Foleyed him."


2. Verb: to have an embarassing (probably sexual) IM conversation made public

conversational usage:
Joe: "Have you seen Liz today?"

Carol: "No, I think she's hiding out. What happened?"

Joe: "Somebody posted her cybers with Todd all over campus-- she totally got foleyed."


3. Verb: An action so ridiculously stupid and heinous, as to cause serious and ugly consequences and repercussions for your family, your friends, your colleagues and yourself.

conversational usage:
Hilda: "Well of course he got fired! I've never seen anyone Foley like that before.

Bertrane: "Fired? Hell, he's lucky he didn't get his ass deported!"


4. Noun: Used to reference a person with a severe short-coming in logical thinking. Often times this person is mechanically inept and has a strong tendency to break everything within their grasp, resulting in multiple attempts to repair a single problem. This person has the most tragic luck with electrical issues. The only way for this type of person express themselves is through vulgar, disgusting, repulsive slang and slander. The most commonly used terms include, but are not limited to: Cock, Dick, Dick Salad, Cum-Bum Sauce, Anus, Rectum, Fuck, Shit, Piss Cock-Sucker. These Words in particular are key in identifying a “Foley” in your area.

conversational usage:
Horace: "What The Fuck!! Are you some kind of Foley?"


5. Noun: An unsolicted sexually suggestive email or instant message, especially from an authority figure. Most commmonly used to describe older man/teenage boy communications.

conversational usage:
Hank: "I guess Bruno isn't that hot. When he was a House Page he never even got one Foleygram."