dave watch...

i know all two of you who read my blog have been just on pins and needles waiting on updates on dave, and i realize i have been remiss in keeping all of yourselfnesses in the know... well, fret no longer, for here is the latest:

dave's back is doing better (i know you have been worried to DEF bout it), but poor thing has to wear a white back brace.. eeeeeeeeeeek!! fortunately for us, he shows us the brace... oh lord, and in the showing of the braceness, we get to see his bod.. ouch!!! (believe me, when i saw this, i was rooting for him to show more!)


dave has a doll of himself!! he says: "This thing kind of freaked me out a little. It really has that Team America vibe to it. I suppose that considering the proceeds from this 'item' go to support The the American Lung Association, I can look the other way as it is for a great cause. Especially considering the fact that description says, 'In memory of Sandy.' Well, Sandy, wherever you are... I am both happy and honored to take one for the greater good. Sure, I might have nightmares for many months to come, but then again, maybe I'll finally get a shot at that hot World Police chick! I hear she'll do ANYTHING! Freedom isn't free, bitches!"


seems that mr navarro has been seen with none other than his ex's ex, dennis rodman.. here's his take on this video: "Last night I went to Area Night Club with Todd and a few friends. I ran into Dennis Rodman for the second night in a row and we went outside to have a chat. While we were outside, this video was caught. I have to say, it REALLY DOES look like we are up to no good... Like I am about to hand him a fire arm or sell a gram or two of cocaine. HAHAHA. Maybe he had asked for a condom? Maybe he needed to see my ID. Who can say? Funny shit to say the least. You can go ahead and insert your own caption. One thing is for sure, he certainly makes my 5-9 look like 4-3! A great time was had by all."
ahem... um, dave, it DOES look like y'all were doin' something naughty!!


and finally, it looks like lucas is a-movin' in on dave's recent main squeeze, tommy lee.. he is just devastated and says, "I mean... just like that! They throw you away like a piece of garbage for a younger, fresher, newer version. I feel so used. Sure, THEY just get 'distinguished', while WE just get old. I stay home and he goes off, gallivanting around town with someone half his age! Looks like I'll have to get a hold of that hot World Police chick!"

and that, my friends, is what's goin' on in dave's world.. love him, mean it..