li'l help please...

so i'm wearing all blue today, EXCEPT my bra, which is lime green... so i'm not matching.. aaaawwwwwwwww...

so my question to you is this: how does one get dried melted wax out of a blue bra? (the wax came right off the tits, so i'm a bit perplexed)

thanks y'all

dave navarro solves the secrets to "Lost"

while listening to a podcast of CFR (Camp Freddy Radio) today, i was amazed because my OTHER boyfriend, Dave Navarro, actually had all the answers one might need to solve all the long, drawn-out secrets to one of my favorite love-it-hate-it tv shows, Lost... but then realized it is all futility..

dave, so he says, is actually about to "remove the show" from his tivo.. he says we will never find out what the deal is with "balloon guy".. he goes on to ask about Hurley - how he started off as the "oh my god, the numbers, dude" dude, but now is only the guy who has the hidden stash of chocolate (which he says explains why he hasn't lost any weight).. he wants to know why everyone is so secretive.. he is "all over" the Locke dude.. wondering why, if he was in a wheelchair, unable to walk before the crash, is he not now deleriously happily screaming about his new found leggage (my term).. and dave is blasé about Jin's wife being pregnant because they are passing if off as a miracle.. dave, by his own admission, clearly has "feelings" about the show..

dave suggests all the writers of the show need do is to write in Jack Bauer from "24".. he thinks that if they send Jack to the island, that he will be able to solve ALL the mysteries in 2 days, and would then proceed to establish a 5-star resort there..

of course, when dave started talking about who he would do on the island, my ears perked up.. cause nothing perks me more than imagining dave all nakey and hard.. DOING IT.. he says that since he knew he wouldn't be getting outta there, that he would just drop trou right there.. and would be willing to take on all the hotties, INCLUDING Sawyer!! he says he would just turn him around, and with that long blonde hair, he wouldn't know the difference...

HOOOOOOO-AHHH!!

it was at this point in the podcast that i casually walked back to our bedroom, and you can read in the post under this one what happened to me next... (and Doug thought it was HIS idea to have sex this morning) ....


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update: switch on over to Doug's blog to read about an awesome AIDS awareness campaign that squeeze-a-licious Dave is involved with.. it's definitely worthwhile taking the time to learn about it, plus there's a cool reminder tag that is very affordable we can purchase to show our support..

we have to keep hearing, seeing, and speaking about this disease..

and then...

i ALSO love it on a sunday morning, when coming back into our bedroom my sexy HOT man makes my pants "ax-a-gantly" fall off and he fucks me from behind so hard that i almost pass out..

FUCK! he is the mother-fuckin-champ

every damn time... EVERY time

i absolutely love

coming back into our bedroom on a saturday morning, and hearing my gorgeous man tell me to take my clothes off and get back into bed..

believe me, it's a good thing..

zip..zoom..

from group sex to geography - must be the A.D.D. kicking in... try this!

Bi Watch

good news, finally.. :)

this weekend was memorable, to say the least.. of course, every weekend spent with my sexy man is memorable and exciting.. but this weekend, we were oh so naughty of ourselves..

a "blast-from-the-past" friend of mine, "M", contacted me a couple of weeks ago, and after talking on the phone a while, i asked her to go to karaoke with Doug and i this past weekend.. she and i were both excited about seeing each other, and i was excited as well to have her meet my gorgeous man..

a little background - M and i were more than friends - a lot more.. the day we met each other, we immediately hit it off, and we had a fun, naughty relationship for about a year.. we are both into some kinky stuff, and i was bottom to her top.. we had some very wild experiences together - maybe someday i will write about some of them..

anywho..

since she was running a little late, she met us at our bar, bleachers.. we had reserved a table for 8 because we were expecting friends to join us.. we got there before any of the friends, and slowly, they joined us.. one of our regular couples didn't show, but we had new people at our table, so that rounded out the group.. M got there, and our table was set: Doug and i; my friend, M; as well as a platonic gf from work, and an incredibly hot rocker dude who kicks ass on stage (and yes, Doug knows i think he is hot.. Doug is a VERY good boyfriend), and a pretentious snob who thinks he is better than everyone else, and another guy who is a sweetheart and actually is an amazing singer.. so we had a fun table full of varied personalities.. it was to be the start of a very fun night..

one thing about me - and Doug has to spank my ass now and then because of it - i am a flirt.. eeeeeeeeeek... i am sorry, but i am.. Doug is incredibly understanding of my crazy nature, and accepts me, and actually loves the way i am.. i was a bit of a bad girl at our table, but ask him: i told him everything.. (nuff said - maybe i will tell that story another time, too)

the night started with me sitting next to M so we could catch up some.. and she was obviously impressed with my super man.. i wanted her and him to get to know each other a bit better, so Doug and i switched seats so he could sit next to her.. i encouraged him after a while to break the touch barrier, and he did.. (he ain't shy!) he began lightly brushing her leg with his fingers.. and touching her back.. i bet you anything she was turned on.. i know i was just from watching..

the evening progressed with mucho tequila for us, and buttery nipples for her.. most of the rest of the people at our table were drinking as well, and everyone was having a goooood time.. so by the end of the night when it was time to go, we were definitely lit and feeling nothing but yummy tingles.. and M agreed to go home with us..

we went to my place because i have a huge, wonderful bed.. after showering, we all got nakey, and i was elected to be in the middle first.. i can't tell you how amazing it felt to have my beautiful sexy man touching me while my friend touched me at the same time.. there was kissing, touching, tons of moaning, smiles, wetness, hardness, softness, chills, heat - just about every sensation.. it was hot to be laying there in the middle of them, and see them kissing right above me..

for the first time in our three-plus years, Doug finally saw first hand that i am definitely bi - not a wanna-be or a poser.. but truly bi.. and so is she.. there was nothing we didn't do together.. and he was loving it.. his smile was huge! (and so was something else!!!)

we switched who was in the middle several times before 'the fuckin' started.. and oh my god, my man was a STUD.. he went on for hours.. between me and her.. this way, that way.. here.. there.. everyone was happy..

we fell asleep with him in the middle, holding us both.. and woke up in the morning, and started it all again..

about 1130a we all decided it was time to get up and get on with the day.. Doug and i had the whole day to spend together.. loving, kissing, smiling, going places - being US..

and when we finally went to bed - just him and me - last night, i had to slowly make my way down, and personally thank him for making our first threesome so very HOT, and to let him know that everything was good and right, and to show him again that i love him and worship him and am so turned on DAILY by him..

needless to say, his response was what i expected: hard and intense..

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at what price victory?

PIERRE SAUVEY, Associated Press Writer, writes: A father who drugged his children's tennis opponents, leading to one player's death, was sentenced to eight years in prison after being convicted Thursday.

Christophe Fauviau had confessed to the crime. Before jurors began their two hours of deliberation, the retired soldier told the court that he was responsible for Alexandre Lagardere's death and that "I'll always carry that with me. Not for one second did I think of hurting people. I realize now that I did," the 46-year-old former military pilot said.

Lagardere's father, Bernard (pictured with his wife, above), refused to comment on the verdict, but asked that the Fauviau family remember "that in our house, there will always be someone missing."

Fauviau was accused of spiking the water bottles of his children's opponents 27 times in tournaments across France from 2000 to 2003, using the anti-anxiety drug Temesta, which can cause drowsiness.

The case illustrated the darker side of some parents' attempts to help their children achieve athletic success.

Prosecutor Serge Mackowiack had asked for eight to 10 years imprisonment — below the 20 years maximum for the charge of unintentionally causing death by administering toxic substances. In asking for the lighter sentence, Mackowiack said Fauviau had been a good soldier and said he did not seek to kill or injure the players.

Still, the prosecutor described Fauviau as "an adult who turned his children into objects of his own fantasies of success" and whose actions were premeditated.

"Nothing stopped you: Players collapsing on the court, the sight of stretchers, of an 11-year-old girl, a young woman who collapses against a fence. Nothing stopped you," Mackowiack told the court in Mont-de-Marsan in southwestern France.

Fauviau's 16-year-old daughter Valentine is a rising star in French tennis. His son Maxime also played.

In tearful earlier testimony, Fauviau asked Lagardere's parents for forgiveness.

"It's something that completely took me over, and I couldn't imagine that I could be responsible for the death of your son," he told the court last week. "I never wanted things to come out like this."

Opponents of Fauviau's children complained to investigators of various ills: weak knees, dizziness, nausea or fainting. Several were hospitalized.

In July 2003, Maxime Fauviau defeated Lagardere, who complained of fatigue after the match and slept for two hours. While driving home, the 25-year-old school teacher crashed his car and died, and police believe he fell asleep at the wheel. Toxicology tests showed traces of Temesta in his system, delivered by Christophe Fauviau.

Fauviau, a former helicopter pilot instructor for the French army, had been in custody pending trial since his arrest in August 2003.

this is so disturbing - knowing that this animal has only been sentenced to EIGHT YEARS in prison for his crimes... this is a guy who repeatedly poisoned his precious kid's opponents just so they could "win"... over and over, he watched his victims suffer at his hands.. and finally, one DIED because of him.. i really think this murderer should spend serious time in jail.. eight years is just a slap on the hand..

i bet his special little girl is just soooo proud of her (cough, cough) daddy..

alas, poor edgar, we sorta knew ye

i am a huge fan of the tv show "24", and last night they killed off edgar stiles, the humble guy-next-door who everyone loves, and sometimes feels bad for..

come on, guys! he had enough grief from the muckity mucks (yes, that's the way i spell it - get over it!) at ctu - from being criticized last season for wanting to go help his own dear mother who would soon die from a nuclear attack, to always being questioned about what he was doing while he was saving the day, to insults from chloe, the sour-puss...

i really liked edgar.. i wanted to see him smile, and imagined he was going home at the end of the day to pursue activities outside of ctu where he ALWAYS was.. perhaps getting head from jack's daughter at 8pm, or sticking it up chloe's tight ass after a booty call at 3am..

yes, i said it.. anal sex.. (honey, if you are reading this, i have an idea for tonight's bedroom fun, ok? sing with me: "sodomy, that's between God and me"... *wink*)

why couldn't they have killed off prissy audrey or doof-of-the century hobbit-boy? in fact, they could have tortured them, and i wouldn't have been sad..

but pleeeeeeeeeease don't take widdle edgar-wedgar..

goodness gracious, they already whacked off the GOOD prez, david palmer and i betcha anything that hottie mchotterson tony is dead in bed.. LAWD!

sighhhhhhh... i think i'm ok now.. but:

awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

handy dandy gas pricer.. of itself

help stick it to tony the tiger - compare and contrast gas prices!!

then have a fetish-boot-wearing chick pump it for you...