dave navarro solves the secrets to "Lost"

while listening to a podcast of CFR (Camp Freddy Radio) today, i was amazed because my OTHER boyfriend, Dave Navarro, actually had all the answers one might need to solve all the long, drawn-out secrets to one of my favorite love-it-hate-it tv shows, Lost... but then realized it is all futility..

dave, so he says, is actually about to "remove the show" from his tivo.. he says we will never find out what the deal is with "balloon guy".. he goes on to ask about Hurley - how he started off as the "oh my god, the numbers, dude" dude, but now is only the guy who has the hidden stash of chocolate (which he says explains why he hasn't lost any weight).. he wants to know why everyone is so secretive.. he is "all over" the Locke dude.. wondering why, if he was in a wheelchair, unable to walk before the crash, is he not now deleriously happily screaming about his new found leggage (my term).. and dave is blasé about Jin's wife being pregnant because they are passing if off as a miracle.. dave, by his own admission, clearly has "feelings" about the show..

dave suggests all the writers of the show need do is to write in Jack Bauer from "24".. he thinks that if they send Jack to the island, that he will be able to solve ALL the mysteries in 2 days, and would then proceed to establish a 5-star resort there..

of course, when dave started talking about who he would do on the island, my ears perked up.. cause nothing perks me more than imagining dave all nakey and hard.. DOING IT.. he says that since he knew he wouldn't be getting outta there, that he would just drop trou right there.. and would be willing to take on all the hotties, INCLUDING Sawyer!! he says he would just turn him around, and with that long blonde hair, he wouldn't know the difference...

HOOOOOOO-AHHH!!

it was at this point in the podcast that i casually walked back to our bedroom, and you can read in the post under this one what happened to me next... (and Doug thought it was HIS idea to have sex this morning) ....


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update: switch on over to Doug's blog to read about an awesome AIDS awareness campaign that squeeze-a-licious Dave is involved with.. it's definitely worthwhile taking the time to learn about it, plus there's a cool reminder tag that is very affordable we can purchase to show our support..

we have to keep hearing, seeing, and speaking about this disease..