como se dice (how do you say?) ....

while Doug and i were in cancuuuuun, we realized there were many spanish/mexican words we just don't know.. so all week, we had to ask how to say things.. here are just a few of the words we didn't know....

como se dice:

- how much to ride the bus?
- no, really, HOW MUCH?
- ok, how much if we were mexican?

- bring more tequila!!

- no, we aren't married
- ok, ok, we have lived together at least 3 1/2 years (wink, wink)

- just what exactly do you mean when you say you have "something for my brain"?

- what's that nasty smell in our room?



then when we were a little (or a LOT) drunk, here are more words we didn't know:

COMO SE DICE:

- blow job at 4:40am

- where are the cute prostitutes?

- huge, hard cock

- do me from behind
- do me in the behind
- behind the hotel