Urban Word of the Day

federline

1.a. Noun; a male version of a gold digger, willing to sacrifice integrity and respect for a life of comfort; the beneficiary of a Sugar Mama.
b. Noun; one who latches on to a wealthy ladyfriend in order to avoid working or a tradionational occupation. Easily identifiable by their lack of ambition and individual thought (relational equivalent of the "Yes Man" in the business world).

Conversational usage:
a. "Stedman is Oprah's federline"
b. "That guy has no talent to speak of. It's a good thing he's a federline."


2. Noun; A useless hanger-on. Someone who brought nothing to the table, but is sitting there anyway. A zero in an entourage. An "I'm just lucky to be here" guy.

Conversational usage: "Ringo Starr was totally the federline of The Beatles."

3.a.Verb; To mooch off of a wealthy woman, displaying no skills of your own other than knocking her up and ensuring your own future income. Dressing poorly is optional; considering the word "pimp" a compliment is not.

b.Adjective; To be like KFed; to attach yourself to a rich woman, marry her and live off of her while trying to promote your own lame Eminem-not-like "career," as well as sleazing around, cornrowing your skanky white hair and avoiding showers and baths as if they would make you melt.

Conversational usage:
a. "That's just gross; he's just federlining now that he has that rich girlfriend. Plus he smells like patchouli, trying to cover up that three-day-old skank. I hope he doesn't take off his shoes!"

b. "I don't know; Ben used to be cool, but now he's become too federline for me. Maybe it's the constant ball-scratching."