thursday's verse

sing with me a little holiday ditty, won't you?

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It’s the most horniest time of the year
With the glands all a-swelling
And my boyfriend a-telling me
He'll do my rearrrrrrrrr
It’s the most horniest time of the year

It’s the kink-kinkiest season of all
With those S&M beatings
And great happy endings
When friends come to ballllllll
It’s the kink-kinkiest season of all

There’ll be parties for gang-banging
Big cocks will be dangling
And guys lined up for to blow
There’ll be a scary leather harness
Cat-o-nine-tails doing their darnedness
To make me a masochistic pro

It’s the most naughtiest time of the year
There’ll be much penetrating
And bods will be gyrating
When chimpies are nearrrrrrrrrr
It’s the most naughtiest time of the year

It's the most horniest time,
Oh the most kinkiest time,
Yes, the most naughtiest time of the year!


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lawd, i'm going to hell....