Top Twenty Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't...

taken from my post last thanksgiving (i be lazy today to THINK of something new):



20. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

19. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

18. "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

17. "Don't play with your meat."

16. "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

15. "Do you really think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

14. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

13. "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

12. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

11. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

10. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

9. "Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest."

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to
hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"


. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at
Thanksgiving but isn't . .

1. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"