zayra alvarez is to "rockstar: supernova"...

...as william hung is to "american idol"... (except that william hung wasn't sarcastic, rude, and arrogant..and he was undeniably smarter!)
here's a little gem of a dialogue between zayra and the boys of supernova (tommy lee, jason newsted, and gilby clarke):
gilby: "I don’t think you have a clue of what we are looking for in a singer."
zayra: "You haven’t told me."
gilby: "Do you even own any record that any of us have ever been on?"
zayra: "I’ve heard of your music. Baby, I was wearing diapers when that was out."
way to impress, sweetheart! great idea - flippantly disrespect those who hold the key to the prize of the very competition you are wanting to win!! um, zayra, do you even want the gig??
stupid girl, go home! oh wait, she lives in dallas - just GO!


3 Comments:
At 3:59 PM,
Reverse_Vampyr said…
Brilliant!
I'm amazed that warbling dolt is still on the show.
At 5:48 PM,
MissChrisB said…
She's in Dallas? Maybe we should get her to karaoke some night...
::wicked laugh::
At 6:53 AM,
texsinger said…
omg.. i can't believe she survived last night.. i honestly believe they are keeping her because it's good tv.. of course, in my opinion, it's horrrrrrrrible tv.. she is just awful.. and although the guy they kicked off would never have made it anyway, he definitely was better than her..
the boys of supernova are thinking with their little heads (ok, tommy lee's is HUGE, but you know what i mean!)
and yeah, we should bring her to karaoke.. we could all so wipe the floor with her..
can ya tell i hate her voice??
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