thursday's verse

dear readers,

i missed last thursday's verse because i am so crazy busy at work.. i am still going bonkers here and haven't had time to think up a naughty one for you today, so i have taken the lazy way out, and posting a few pre-written verses i found for you to enjoy -- i will be better next week... maybe...


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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.


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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.


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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Screw the sucker, he's only an egg."


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Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass
and turned it's wool to nylon